20 Incredibly Funny Short Jokes That Are Guaranteed To Make You Smile

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These 20 jokes are guaranteed to make you crack a smile! Share them with others and brighten their day up a little, because laughter is the best medicine!


11.

  20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don’t let Kevin Bacon die!


12.

  When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think its cute. I just think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a date.


13.

   Husband (watching a video):
“Don’t do it! I swear you are going regret it for the rest of your life. Your’e dumb if you say it…! Don’t say yes. No! Aw dang, he actually did it! What an idiot!
Wife: Honey, why are you so mad? What is it you are watching?
Husband: Our wedding ceremony.


14.

 Ever notice how after an argument is all over, you start to think about more clever awesome shit you could have said?


15.

 *Hot Girl’s Facebook Status*
Bored” –86 Likes54 Comments
*My status*
“Just got accepted into Harvard!” -0 Likes -1 Comment from Mom:”…Nerd”


16.

 Boyfriend: You know you can be a real bitch.
Girlfriend: I have been called worse.
Boyfriend: Like what?
Girlfriend: Your girlfriend!


17.

 Say, “Do I smell popcorn?” right after you fart. So everybody takes a big whiff.

(Couples that fart together stay together….lol)


18.

 Q: Is Google a boy or girl?
A: Obviously a girl because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas


19.

Election and Erection are spelled almost exactly the same. They both mean the same thing too. A dick rising to power.


20.

Daughter: Mom, I’m pregnant!
Mom: I thought I told you when a guy touches your boobs, say don’t, and when he touches your vagina, say stop.
Daughter: But he kept touching both, so it came out,”don’t, stop, don’t, stop.

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Here are 10 facts I think we can conclude about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can’t say the letter ‘m’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You’re smiling.
Fact 6: You’re smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You’re smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this post and you are thinking about who you are going to share it with right now! 🙂

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