There are two types of guys in this world, single ones and taken ones.
That’s how comedy site ScrollDroll sums up all of dude-kind, anyway, in a poster series illustrating the key differences between the two groups.
The attention they give their facial hair situation!
The number of friend requests that they accept from random women
The length of phone conversations with women
Their beverage preference on Valentines day!
The amount of ‘Dude’ time they have…
The amount of cash in which they carry on their person
The speed in which they cruise…