11.
The first rule of Alzheimer’s club…
Is don’t talk about chess club.
12.
I told my wife she was drawing on her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
13.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
Now I live in constant fear.
14.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
15.
Remember…you are not completely useless.
You can always serve as a bad example.
16.
I broke my finger last week.
On the other hand, I’m okay.
17.
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
18.
How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
19.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
20.
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Attire.