20+ Of The Funniest Two-Line Jokes Ever!

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11. 

The first rule of Alzheimer’s club…

Is don’t talk about chess club.


12.

I told my wife she was drawing on her eyebrows too high. 

She looked surprised. 


13. 

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. 

Now I live in constant fear. 


14.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. 

You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. 


15.

Remember…you are not completely useless. 

You can always serve as a bad example. 


16.

I broke my finger last week. 

On the other hand, I’m okay. 


17.

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing. 


18. 

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it. 


19.

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.


20. 

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.


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