20+ Of The Funniest Two-Line Jokes Ever!

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21.

I entered ten puns in a pun contents hoping one would win. 

But no pun in ten did. 


22.

I feel bad for the homeless guy…but I really feel bad for the homeless guy’s dog. 

That dog must be thinking ‘man, this is the longest walk ever’. 


23.

What happened when the strawberry crossed the road?

There was a traffic jam. 


24. 

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was a kid. 


25. 

My friend gave me an Epi-Pen as he was dying. 

It seemed very important to him that I have it. 


26.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.


27. 

I broke up with my blind girlfriend the other day. 

She never saw it coming.