Parenting can be a tough gig sometimes…but it is one of the most rewarding gigs out there! In the world of parenting there are so many little things that happen that it is quite easy to make a massive list of dos and don’ts.
Over the past few years, some parents shared a little parenting advice on Twitter. So, we compiled a few of the best ones for your viewing pleasure!
Parenting tip: Hide the matches to a dozen socks and ask the kids to find them. Now go sit and enjoy a hot cup of coffee. You're welcome.
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) May 22, 2015
Parenting tip: telling a three-year-old that her dried-up markers are a "first world problem" will not stop her from crying.
— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) September 26, 2011
Parenting Tip #12 It's ok to justify not meeting any of your goals, with, "At least I remembered to feed the kids."
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) August 20, 2011
A little parenting tip: If you don't know where your children are in the house… Turn off the internet and watch them magically appear.
— J. Jewels (@realjjewels) September 20, 2016
PARENTING TIP: train your kids to kill spiders so THEY can be the ones to do it.
— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) March 1, 2013
Parenting tip: Fill a Piñata with mushrooms then sit back and watch as your children learn a cruel, but valuable lesson about real life.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) April 2, 2013
Parenting survival tip: Wear clothes that match the furniture. My kids can’t find me because I look like I’m part of the couch
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 23, 2013
Parenting tip: Emphasizing the need to keep your children on a schedule makes it easier to say no when you get invited to stuff.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 3, 2015
Parenting tip: If your 2 year old calls you in from another room to tell you she's "not poopie," there's a 100% chance she's lying.
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) February 1, 2013
Parenting tip: Tell your kids all the food you want to keep for yourself is spicy.
"Sorry, son, this Dilly Bar is spicy."
— Gennefer Gross (@Gennefer) June 22, 2015
Parenting tip: when a child says "I picked it up and put it right back"…'right back' really means a 30 foot radius where it may be hidden.
— Nathan Chivington (@CoachChiv) July 26, 2016
Parenting tip: if you're questioning your stock even a little, just buy another bottle of ketchup.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) December 15, 2015
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