Parents Have The Best Explanation When Asked About Boobs & Willies!

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While sitting at the dinner table, a couple’s son asks a few questions about anatomy and the parents answers are brilliant!

A family was at the dinner table when the son asked his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”

The father, surprised, answered, “Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs.

In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons: round and firm. In her 30s, 40s, and 50s, they are like pears: still nice, but hanging a bit. After 60, they are like onions.”

Onions?”

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”


This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, “Mom, how many kinds of willies are there?”

The mother, surprised, smiled and answered, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases.

In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree: mighty and hard. In his 30s, 40s, and 50s, it is like a birch: flexible but reliable. After his 60s, it is like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes. The tree is dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.”

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