Woman Writes Hilarious Note To Husband Before Going Out Of Town, Leaving Him With Kids

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Before going out of town, this straight-shooting Illinois mom left a brutally honest note for her husband as he prepared to take care of their children alone for the first time. Check it out…

“A letter to my husband as I leave for girls’ weekend…

“(Warning: foul language)

“Dearest Husband,

“I’m writing this to you out of love, not fear. I wanted to go over a few things with you before you embark on this weekend alone…with the others.

“Nighttime, daytime, breakfast time, and somewhere around lunchtime can easily be mistaken for pure HELL, with Satan coming off as a My Little Pony in comparison.

“First things first…

“Upon arriving home after work, things won’t seem so bad. The others will hug, jump, and for the most part, be pretty excited to see you. This will be short lived…I promise. School season or not…this is also known as hell hour. The others will fight about anything and everything, with Quinn and Penny being the biggest instigators. It’s most likely that Quinn will be pissed off about Penny wearing her Elsa dress, and Penny equally pissed off because Quinn will ONLY refer to her as Anna. Penny will also be fighting sleep, which I’ll get to later.

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