“I called a taxi to take me home.” “Dude, the party was at your house.”
Drunk texts are some of the most creative and funny texts every created. The beauty of drunk texts are — the person typically doesn’t remember writing them and they are almost always sent to a sober person, which confuses the heck out of them!
1. They will say anything to their parents
Drunk texted my mom again………. ??♀️ pic.twitter.com/Y9uLeiojfD
— Danelya (@ThatAsian04) March 9, 2017
2. They go hard on birthday wishes to relatives
3. They are not afraid to speak the truth
4. They are vulnerable
5. They treat their parents as friends
Starting the new year off right #drunktext #sorrymom pic.twitter.com/Wg5Ayl4GGM
— Morgan (@CulletonMorgan) January 1, 2014
6. They answer their own questions
Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text pic.twitter.com/weNp3OILqk
— OwlKing (@losingseIf) February 1, 2015
7. They get their own rides home