Everyone knows that laughter is the way to a girl’s heart. Make her laugh and she is yours forever. Who doesn’t love to laugh and have fun?
You can be sweet, sexy, silly or all of the above but be sure to pay attention to who you are talking to. Some girls will love a little light-hearted, mildly sexual humor while others will be turned off or even disgusted. So be aware of your “audience” before you make a joke or drop one of the lines below!
1. I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I just fell over and injured myself when I saw you!
2. If I had a nickel for every girl I had ever seen who was as gorgeous as you are, I’d have… 5 cents.
3. My next drink is on you!
I saw you and dropped mine.
4. You’re so stunning that I just forgot my pick up line.
5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
6. You must be an interior decorator because when you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and perfect!
7. I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your chest.
8. Can you fix my cell phone?
[What’s wrong with it?]
For some reason your number isn’t in it.
9. I think you might have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle…
10. I’m a lot shorter than this in reality but I’m just sitting on my billfold.
11. I lost my phone number. Can I just have yours?
12. How are you?
I didn’t ask how you looked
13. You must be a Snickers bar.
You satisfy me.
14. I’m like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
15. You’re as sweet as Skittles and I want to taste the rainbow.
16. I’ll make you a deal.
I’ll give you a kiss and f you don’t like it, you can return it.
17. There’s something wrong with my bed.
You’re not in it.
18. Let’s name your legs Thanksgiving and Christmas and I’ll visit between the holidays.
19. Have you ever been arrested?
Really? It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
20. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by you again?
21. Have you ever been to Antarctica?
Me neither! We have so much in common!
….and one for the Star Wars lover!
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