20 Incredibly Funny Short Jokes That Are Guaranteed To Make You Smile

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These 20 jokes are guaranteed to make you crack a smile! Share them with others and brighten their day up a little, because laughter is the best medicine!

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  ”I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.”


2.

 ”Dyslexic man walks into a bra”


3.

Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’ I asked.  ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied.


4.

 My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Like it? Share it!FacebookPinterestRedditTwitterHere you go!  Your daily awesome 90’s song! This one should bring back some memories…so stay a while and have a listen!

Hey Look! Disney’s Pluto The Dog Can Be Seen On Pluto The Planet!

Hey Look! Disney’s Pluto The Dog Can Be Seen On Pluto The Planet!

Like it? Share it!FacebookPinterestRedditTwitter  NASA recently released some incredible photo’s of the planet Pluto. Billion and billions of miles later, NASA’s satellite finally snapped a

Astronaut Scott Kelly Spent A Year In Space And He Took Some Out Of This World Photos!

Astronaut Scott Kelly Spent A Year In Space And He Took Some Out Of This World Photos!

Like it? Share it!FacebookPinterestRedditTwitter “I have taken a lot of pictures because I’ve been up here for a long time,” NASA astronaut Scott Kelly said

Beware Of Fishy Craigslist Ads | Man Tries Selling Canned Tuna Instead Of PS3

Beware Of Fishy Craigslist Ads | Man Tries Selling Canned Tuna Instead Of PS3

Like it? Share it!FacebookPinterestRedditTwitter One North Carolina woman almost lost her shirt when she answered an ad on Craigslist for a PS3. The victim states that

Modified Hovercraft Golf Cart Designed By Oakley And Pro Golfer Bubba Watson!

Modified Hovercraft Golf Cart Designed By Oakley And Pro Golfer Bubba Watson!

Like it? Share it!FacebookPinterestRedditTwitter Bubba Watson teamed up with Oakley to create one of the coolest golf carts every produced – Bubba’s Hover! The modified hovercraft

Eminem Gives Mind Blowing A Capella Freestyle Performance In ‘Shady CXVPHER’

Eminem Gives Mind Blowing A Capella Freestyle Performance In ‘Shady CXVPHER’

Like it? Share it!FacebookPinterestRedditTwitterThere is no disputing that Eminem is one of the most talented freestyle rappers to ever live. Whether you are Eminem’s biggest

This ‘Shoe Game’ Is One Game Every Couple Should Play On Their Wedding Day!

This ‘Shoe Game’ Is One Game Every Couple Should Play On Their Wedding Day!

Like it? Share it!FacebookPinterestRedditTwitter A couple recently played a question and answer type game at their wedding reception and the video is going viral…and for

Veterans Day 2017 Freebies, Discounts And Deals For Our Military

Veterans Day 2017 Freebies, Discounts And Deals For Our Military

Like it? Share it!FacebookPinterestRedditTwitter  Veterans Day is Saturday and restaurants, stores and other establishments across the country and the Piedmont Triad will be offering discounts,

This Company Will Turn Your Kid’s Doodles Into Wearable Jewelry

This Company Will Turn Your Kid’s Doodles Into Wearable Jewelry

Like it? Share it!FacebookPinterestRedditTwitterThis is such a brilliant and awesome idea! A Turkish jeweler came up with a brilliant way to convert kids drawings into

Social Experiment Puts Kids In Real Life Kidnapping Situations Highlighting ‘Stranger Danger’

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Like it? Share it!FacebookPinterestRedditTwitter  It happens all too often in this world. Kids getting kidnapped, assaulted and even killed because they fail to remember the


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  I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn’t find any.


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 Teacher: “Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No… i just feel bad that you’re standing alone…”


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7.

 Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
  Me: If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house


8.

Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck , just say daddy!
Baby: F*ck, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Baby: F*ck!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.


9.

 Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! *walks away*


10.

  When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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