20 Incredibly Funny Short Jokes That Are Guaranteed To Make You Smile

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These 20 jokes are guaranteed to make you crack a smile! Share them with others and brighten their day up a little, because laughter is the best medicine!

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1.

  ”I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.”


2.

 ”Dyslexic man walks into a bra”


3.

Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’ I asked.  ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied.


4.

 My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Will Arnett Calls A Toy Store As LEGO Batman

Will Arnett Calls A Toy Store As LEGO Batman

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This Baby Elephant Doesn’t Realize He Is Getting To Big To Be A House Pet!

This Baby Elephant Doesn’t Realize He Is Getting To Big To Be A House Pet!

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Guy Wrestles Massive Crocodile To Impress Girl…Loses…And Then Gives Hilarious TV Interview!

Guy Wrestles Massive Crocodile To Impress Girl…Loses…And Then Gives Hilarious TV Interview!

Like it? Share it!   Some guys will do anything to impress a lady…and the teen in the video below is no exception. He actually wrestled

Nurse Caught On Camera Singing Adele For Dying Patients

Nurse Caught On Camera Singing Adele For Dying Patients

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Two Guys Ask Siri How To Spell The Word “Pus-y” And It Is Hilarious

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This Strange Instrument Is Not Only Cool Looking, It Is Super Cool Sounding!

Like it? Share it!   A five chord progression improvised on an Array mbira. What’s an Array Mbira? Well, it is a five octave instrument made by Array

What This Clever Baby Can Do Is Mind-Blowing. He Is Basically A Genius.

What This Clever Baby Can Do Is Mind-Blowing. He Is Basically A Genius.

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5.

  I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn’t find any.


6.

 Teacher: “Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No… i just feel bad that you’re standing alone…”


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7.

 Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
  Me: If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house


8.

Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck , just say daddy!
Baby: F*ck, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Baby: F*ck!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.


9.

 Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! *walks away*


10.

  When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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