“Do you have mirrors in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” Insert eyeroll here. All of us have heard a cheesy pickup line or two in our day, but we scoured the web to find some of the worst for your reading pleasure!

Warning: Don’t try these…ever. Seriously…don’t. 

1. “Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause dam(n)!”

2. “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.”

3. “It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.”

4. “Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!”

5. “Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.”

6. “I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.”

7. “Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.”

8. “Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”

9. “If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”

10. “Hey, baby. Want a raisin? Sorry, none left. Perhaps a date then?”

11. “My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?”

12. “Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.”

13. “Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.”

14. “Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.”

15. “OK, I’m here. What do you want for your next wish?”

16. “Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.”

17. “Excuse me. I think you have something in your eye. Nope; it’s just a sparkle.”

18. “Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.”

19. “Do you like pancakes? Well how about IHOP on that ass.”

20. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?”

 

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