If you are having a hard time falling asleep…there is now a hotline that will help you get the Zzz you need!
Here is the number: 1- 888-890-2040!
Recent ads for the service featured strange images of sprouting plants and salmon jumping upstream, with the words “can’t sleep” appearing on the screen. Oh..and it’s FREE!
When you call, you are greeted by a live person who offers you the following:
- Press 1 to hear the sounds of the ocean.
- Press 2 to hear wind chimes blowing in the wind.
- Press 3 to travel back in time to the 1990’s.
- Press 4 to undergo hypnosis.
- Press 5 for a motivational speech.
- Press 6 for a grandma who misses you.
- Press 7 to learn the history of the cocktail wiener.
- Press 8 to hear Jaleel White who played Steve Urkel on Family Matters sing you a lullaby.
- Press 9 to merge into the conference call with the marketing team who came up with this idea.
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