The Day Mr. P. Niss Asked For A Raise

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The Day The Penis Asked For A Raise

I, P. Niss, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons :

1. I do physical labor.

2. I work in great depths.

3. I plunge head first into everything I do.

4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

5. I work in a damp, dark environment with very warm temperatures and no ventilation.

6. My work often exposes me to dangerous and contagious diseases.


P. Niss

Dear P. Niss,

After accessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8-hours straight.

2. You fall asleep after brief work periods.

3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

4. You do not stay in your designated areas and are often seen visiting other locations.

5. You do not take initiative and need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

7. You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the proper protective clothing.

8. You will retire before you are 65.

9. You are unable to work double shifts.

10. You sometimes leave the designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace two suspicious looking bags!


V. Gina