We would love to tell you that this was some sort of joke, but we can’t…because it is true. Where I have I seen this before….oh yeah…Footloose!
Gorham High School in Maine recently cancelled all of the school’s dances (except prom), siting a major ‘grinding’ issue on their dance floor. The school administration’s states that the high school kids are learning these sexually oriented dance moves from MTV and sexually suggestive VHS tapes.
VHS tapes…this kills me:-) Who in the hell is watching VHS tapes? You can’t learn to grind while you are trying to fix the tracking on those things…it is impossible!
Really? Someone should welcome this administration into the 21st Century!
(The following source : WJBQ)
In an email sent to parents of Gorham High School students, principal Chris Record explains the struggles administration has had to keep grinding off the dance floor.
“GHS administration, dance chaperones, some students, and some parents have struggled with the modern dance culture. It is by no means the students’ fault, but the dancing they have witnessed on MTV/VHS/movies involves primarily only sexually suggestive grinding,” Record wrote.
Prom will remain, but any other dances for Gorham High School will not happen this year as administrators look for other opportunities for social events like bonfires.
One can only hope that the during these ‘bonfires’ that there is no dry humping or children wandering off into the darkness of the night to engage in gentle kisses fueled by young love.
Where is Kevin Bacon when you need him?
Oh…here he is!