Looking for something to keep you cozy and warm on those lonely nights? Well, we have found that perfect something.
You can now grab a four-foot penis-shaped pillow, named Pierre , which is on sale at gift retailer Firebox.
Online retailer Firebox is selling a four-foot penis-shaped pillow that is actually a tad adorable and super cuddly. The plump and plush four-foot-tall penis even has a name, Pierre.
The launch of the supersized cushion Pierre comes after the success of Pierre’s predecessors: regular Pierre, giant Pierre, and even the world’s smallest Pierre. Check out the whole gang together (above).
If you are thinking, ‘Hey, I already have a smaller penis pillow on my bed, this isn’t new’, well, you would justified in thinking that. Because, four-foot Pierre is the newest and largest version of the Pierre penis family. Already in production is — regular Pierre, giant Pierre, and even the world’s smallest Pierre.
Four-foot Pierre even has rosy cheeks, that you way you know that Pierre is happy and healthy.
According to the Firebox team, a gift that revolves around penises is being bought every 1 hour and 45 minutes. Not a bad sales stat for phallic merchandise.
Pierre’s little buddy (and the world’s smallest Pierre)
Firebox’s website description says: “You weren’t satisfied with regular Pierre. Even Giant Pierre wasn’t enough. And it’s not even worth mentioning the World’s, Smallest Pierre. You like it large, we get that. So we’ve supersized everyone’s favourite adorable penis just to suit you.
“Only he’s not so adorable anymore. Don’t worry, he’s still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now he’s four feet of pure magnificent shaft.
“Quite possibly the biggest dick in the world, jumbo Pierre will keep you warm on long lonely nights for as long as you need him.”
Big Pierre will set you back around $40+, while mini Pierre is under $10!