It was the ooze seen ’round the world.
Rudy Giuliani, the former New York mayor and personal attorney to President Donald Trump, delivered a wild news conference on Thursday. It was passionate, weird and wet.
It’s wasn’t the odd outburst that Giuliani was expressing during the conference that caught people’s attention. It was the crazy amount of sweat that the former mayor was producing. But it didn’t stop there.
As Giuliani was speaking, a dark liquid emerged from his sideburns and oozed down both sides of his face.
It would appear that Giuliani uses a rather inexpensive hair dye…that when wet (due to sweat) releases itself from the actual hair it was supposed to color…and drips all down the sides of your face.
Jimmy Fallon wondered if Giuliani used Hershey chocolate syrup as a hair dye substitute prior to the conference.
The Daily Show” host Trevor Noah had this to say about the incident:
“I know this could be the end of American democracy, but, guys, this shit is hilarious.”
He called it proof of “leakers” in the Trump White House.
“Honest question: Was his hair dye dripping? Was his brain shitting itself?” he wondered. “You know your legal strategy is fucked up when even your hair starts crying about it.”
On social media, the leading theory was hair dye oozing down Giuliani’s face.
The New York Times spoke with many hairstylist, that all but confirmed that the culprit was hair dye.
However, there is always the option of ‘fake tanning’ solution too!
Either way, social media is having a field day with this one. Whether you are into politics or not — this is funny stuff right here!