5. Ouch!
6. This probably contributed to their breakup.
7. The pile of Christmas s**t
Here we have some stupid Christmas s***. They’re pretty ugly but my ex-wife really liked them. So much so that, just like me, she left them behind. Four mugs for hot coco when you and the important people in your life are gathered around the Firelog channel in your ugly sweaters complaining about the mild Vancouver winters. Three plates so that while you all are enjoying your coco, three of you can also enjoy cookies while making sure the second born still knows he was never wanted. Need to go asap, otherwise they get used for target practice with my buddy’s glock.
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