Picture this. It’s 2 a.m., you are in Florida and you are inside of a WaWa convenience store. Two men begin to fight, both of their pants falling down during the process. Got it? Well, you don’t really need to picture it, because there is actual video.
Here’s video of Wawa fight where one guy’s ass is completely hanging out, recorded at 2 a.m. at a Florida store:
These two dudes fighting at 2am in a Wawa with their asses out and their pants around their knees is a Hall of Fame Internet Fight Video pic.twitter.com/6ZZyG1CNyP
— KFC (@KFCBarstool) November 23, 2020
“If y’all want it to end, ya’ll both just let go. Both dap up and call it quits. You got a good one in. I like it.”
Here are some thoughts on the video in no particular order:
- the commentary is A+, and without it, this video is only a 8 or 9 out of 10.
- the smaller guy does a great job using leverage and staying low to the ground
- the flip flop laying on the floor made me laugh
- the bigger guy is trying for a standing guillotine choke here, but in order to make it work he needs to get his right hand under and squeeze
- a couple of knees would have been effective here
- towards the end, the big guy is trying to get full mount but it’s hard when your opponent is pushed up against the wall
- we’re laughing because it’s in Florida, but if this happened at a Philly Wawa, they’d be talking about how boorish we are
Great fight though. Ten out of ten, for sure. The escape at the end by one of the dudes is pure gold!