First off, If I were to call the cops every time that there was a strange, naked woman in my bed…I’d end up getting arrested for harassment!
A Northern California man arriving home from work this week discovered a naked woman he did not know asleep in his bed, police said.
The unidentified man told officers the strange event started Tuesday when he found a piece of mail ripped open on the porch of his home in Anderson, California.
A utility knife that he had last seen inside in the home was lying on the porch, Anderson said in a statement.
The man went inside and found a partly eaten sandwich and an open beer. A pack of cigarettes was missing and an empty beer bottle sat nearby.
Then he noticed that someone had recently showered in the bathroom and strange clothes were strewn about, the statement said.
He told police he then found the woman sleeping in his bed. He said he woke her up and called 911.
While the man was talking with a police dispatcher, the woman got dressed and wandered out to the front porch and sat down in a chair. Shortly after her ‘rest’, she wandered off.
Police ended up catching up to and arresting 33-year-old Michelle Watkins about 45-miles away.
Watkins had the man’s pack of cigarettes when she was arrested, the statement said.
Could you imagine what the conversation was like between this guy and this woman? A true Goldilocks!