{"id":28261,"date":"2016-08-18T09:12:00","date_gmt":"2016-08-18T13:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/?p=28261"},"modified":"2019-10-01T12:50:06","modified_gmt":"2019-10-01T16:50:06","slug":"this-is-what-crazy-looks-like-via-text-messaging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like-via-text-messaging\/","title":{"rendered":"This Is What Crazy Looks Like Via Text Messaging"},"content":{"rendered":"

Now these are crazy texts<\/a>!<\/p>\n

This is why you never promise crazy a second date.<\/b> Apparently these texts came after just one night out, and dear lord, you must admire (wait, no I meant back away slowly without making direct eye contact) that sort of persistence.<\/p>\n

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Poor Kevin…he is probably still getting texts from this chick!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Now these are crazy texts! This is why you never promise crazy a second date. Apparently these texts came after just one night out, and dear lord, you must admire (wait, no I meant back away slowly without making direct eye contact) that sort of persistence. Poor Kevin…he is probably still getting texts from this chick!\u00a0 iheartchaos.com \/ Via pleated-jeans.com   Like\u00a0\u272a Share\u00a0\u272a Be\u00a0Awesome   Like & Follow Us On Facebook!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":28279,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,29,27],"tags":[111,87,129,88,441],"yst_prominent_words":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28261"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28261"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28282,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28261\/revisions\/28282"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28261"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=28261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}