{"id":38544,"date":"2017-04-06T17:44:08","date_gmt":"2017-04-06T21:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/?p=38544"},"modified":"2017-04-06T17:44:08","modified_gmt":"2017-04-06T21:44:08","slug":"alonzo-lerone-detention-slips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/alonzo-lerone-detention-slips\/","title":{"rendered":"VIDEO | Funny Detention Slips From REAL Kids, Read By Alonzo Lerone! This Is Hilarious!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Youtuber\u00a0<a class=\"g-hovercard yt-uix-sessionlink       spf-link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCqTk2nsJ9K_PRaDFG0rY4XA\" data-ytid=\"UCqTk2nsJ9K_PRaDFG0rY4XA\" data-sessionlink=\"itct=CDIQ4TkiEwi0uY6Z45DTAhWkgZwKHfXfD9Eo-B0\">Alonzo Lerone<\/a>\u00a0has some pretty awesome videos and the one below is absolutely hilarious!\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Alonzo reads a ton of detentions slips that are from real teachers&#8230;and written for\u00a0real students. 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