{"id":41016,"date":"2017-08-15T09:28:25","date_gmt":"2017-08-15T13:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/?p=41016"},"modified":"2017-08-15T09:29:57","modified_gmt":"2017-08-15T13:29:57","slug":"funny-irish-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/funny-irish-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"The Funniest Irish Joke Ever! Priceless!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"funny<\/p>\n

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says<\/a>, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”<\/strong><\/p>\n

The first guy says, “So am I! And where abouts from Ireland might you be?”<\/strong><\/p>\n

The other guy answers, “I’m from Dublin, I am.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

The first guy responds,\u00a0“Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

The other guy says, “A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

The first guy says, “Faith & it’s a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?”<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0The other guy answers, “Well now, I went to St. Mary’s of course.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The first guy gets really excited, and says, “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?”\u00a0<\/strong>The other guy answers, “Well, now, I graduated in 1964.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

The first guy exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it<\/a>, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters,\u00a0“It’s going to be a long night tonight.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

The guy asks, “Why do you say that?”<\/strong><\/p>\n

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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Source: Facebook \/\u00a0Jokes In Ndebele Extreme<\/a><\/strong><\/section>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.” The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!” The first guy says, “So am I! And where abouts from Ireland might you be?” The other guy answers, “I’m from Dublin, I am.”\u00a0 The first guy responds,\u00a0“Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?”\u00a0 The other guy says, “A lovely little area it was, I lived on <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":41018,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6584,1,5843],"tags":[6844],"yst_prominent_words":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41016"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41016"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41016\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":41022,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41016\/revisions\/41022"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/41018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41016"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=41016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}