{"id":41016,"date":"2017-08-15T09:28:25","date_gmt":"2017-08-15T13:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/?p=41016"},"modified":"2017-08-15T09:29:57","modified_gmt":"2017-08-15T13:29:57","slug":"funny-irish-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/funny-irish-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"The Funniest Irish Joke Ever! Priceless!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says<\/a>, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.”<\/strong><\/p>\n The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”<\/strong><\/p>\n The first guy says, “So am I! And where abouts from Ireland might you be?”<\/strong><\/p>\n The other guy answers, “I’m from Dublin, I am.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n The first guy responds,\u00a0“Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n The other guy says, “A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n The first guy says, “Faith & it’s a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?”<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0The other guy answers, “Well now, I went to St. Mary’s of course.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n The first guy exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it<\/a>, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters,\u00a0“It’s going to be a long night tonight.”\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n The guy asks, “Why do you say that?”<\/strong><\/p>\n “The Murphy twins are drunk again.”<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n