{"id":52296,"date":"2019-08-26T09:13:39","date_gmt":"2019-08-26T13:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/?p=52296"},"modified":"2019-08-26T09:23:53","modified_gmt":"2019-08-26T13:23:53","slug":"18-examples-of-drunk-people-being-the-best-texters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/18-examples-of-drunk-people-being-the-best-texters\/","title":{"rendered":"18 Examples Of Drunk People Being The Best Texters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-52332 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/drunk-texts-featured.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"818\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/drunk-texts-featured.jpg 818w, https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/drunk-texts-featured-300x142.jpg 300w, https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/drunk-texts-featured-768x362.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 818px) 100vw, 818px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;I called a taxi to take me home.&#8221; &#8220;Dude, the party was at your house.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Drunk texts are some of the most creative and funny texts every created. The beauty of drunk texts are &#8212; the person typically doesn&#8217;t remember writing them and they are almost always sent to a sober person, which confuses the heck out of them!<\/p>\n<h1>1. They will say anything to their parents<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex-video\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Drunk texted my mom again&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. ??\u200d\u2640\ufe0f <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Y9uLeiojfD\">pic.twitter.com\/Y9uLeiojfD<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Danelya (@ThatAsian04) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatAsian04\/status\/839853696552943617?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<h1><\/h1>\n<h1>2. They go hard on birthday wishes to relatives<\/h1>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-1.webp\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-52297\" src=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-1.webp\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h1><\/h1>\n<h1>3. They are not afraid to speak the truth<\/h1>\n<div id=\"attachment_52298\" style=\"width: 710px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-2.webp\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-52298\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-52298 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-2.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"488\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-52298\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Via Buzzfeed<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>4. They are vulnerable<\/h1>\n<div id=\"attachment_52299\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-3.webp\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-52299\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-52299 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-3.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"590\" height=\"1094\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-52299\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Via Twitter: @campbelllken<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>5. They treat their parents as friends<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex-video\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Starting the new year off right <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/drunktext?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#drunktext<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/sorrymom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#sorrymom<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/Wg5Ayl4GGM\">pic.twitter.com\/Wg5Ayl4GGM<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Morgan (@CulletonMorgan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CulletonMorgan\/status\/418264665119293440?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 1, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>6. They answer their own questions<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex-video\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Last night I was so drunk I replied to my own text <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/weNp3OILqk\">pic.twitter.com\/weNp3OILqk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; OwlKing (@losingseIf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/losingseIf\/status\/561865326875672576?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>7. They get their own rides home<\/h1>\n<div id=\"attachment_52301\" style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-8.webp\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-52301\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-52301 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-8.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"367\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-52301\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Via Twitter: @Neha_Social<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>8. They share their inner most thoughts<\/h1>\n<div id=\"attachment_52302\" style=\"width: 810px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-9.webp\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-52302\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-52302 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-9.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-52302\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Via Buzzfeed<\/p><\/div>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center\">Click Next To See The Next Hilarious 8!<\/h1>\n<p><!--nextpage--><\/p>\n<h1><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-52332 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/drunk-texts-featured.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"818\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/drunk-texts-featured.jpg 818w, https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/drunk-texts-featured-300x142.jpg 300w, https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/drunk-texts-featured-768x362.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 818px) 100vw, 818px\" \/><\/h1>\n<h1>9. They put their heart and soul on the line<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex-video\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I was drunk last night and texted my ex he replied with this LMAOOOO MAN ? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/lzaUmxWX5p\">pic.twitter.com\/lzaUmxWX5p<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; NB (@niicole_bello) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/niicole_bello\/status\/1158405861750005762?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 5, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>10. They have awesome life hacks<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex-video\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">i drunk texted my mom again <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/spAXHol9dJ\">pic.twitter.com\/spAXHol9dJ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; victoria \u00a8\u032e (@toreeehhh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/toreeehhh\/status\/873016267216756738?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 9, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>11. They send the best photos<\/h1>\n<div id=\"attachment_52303\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-11.webp\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-52303\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-52303 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-11.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"590\" height=\"1156\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-52303\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Via Twitter: @YourBoyGerald<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>12. They are full of fun and enjoy playing games<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex-video\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Mom\u2019s drunk with the dogs again&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6PNvzN9UkG\">pic.twitter.com\/6PNvzN9UkG<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; 2HAYNEZ (@imandyhaynes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imandyhaynes\/status\/915735710946140160?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 5, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>13. Asking for help is easy for them<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex-video\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">So my dad texted me that he was drunk and couldn&#39;t find his phone&#8230;  what <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Bx9mv93JwR\">pic.twitter.com\/Bx9mv93JwR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; marianne. (@Marianne_Sydney) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Marianne_Sydney\/status\/782410890725457920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>14. They share their brilliant ideas<\/h1>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-15.webp\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-52310\" src=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-15.webp\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>15. They are always ready for a good time!<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex-video\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I have no recollection of this but apparently I drunk texted my mom, best friend, and stepfather last night to say we need to watch Titanic <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/0pyRJIPfuf\">pic.twitter.com\/0pyRJIPfuf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; ashley blaine (@highwayromantic) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/highwayromantic\/status\/915708521425117184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 4, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>16. They keep in touch with their exes<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex-video\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Surely my pal didn&#39;t drunk text her ex this? If this isn&#39;t the fear I don&#39;t know what is ? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/PTN1JCdsH5\">pic.twitter.com\/PTN1JCdsH5<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lauren Shilling (@laurenshilling1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laurenshilling1\/status\/977835250595266562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 25, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>17. They ask great questions<\/h1>\n<div id=\"attachment_52311\" style=\"width: 602px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-52311\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-52311 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/text-18.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"592\" height=\"1152\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-52311\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Via Twitter: @jordan_mort<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h1>18. They send the best birthday messages<\/h1>\n<div class=\"flex-video\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">What happens when I drunk text my dad <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/RBF0SfpZUn\">pic.twitter.com\/RBF0SfpZUn<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; liana (@lgoldss) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lgoldss\/status\/727698414218137600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">May 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I called a taxi to take me home.&#8221; &#8220;Dude, the party was at your house.&#8221; Drunk texts are some of the most creative and funny texts every created. The beauty of drunk texts are &#8212; the person typically doesn&#8217;t remember writing them and they are almost always sent to a sober person, which confuses the heck out of them! 1. They will say anything to their parents Drunk texted my mom again&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. ??\u200d\u2640\ufe0f pic.twitter.com\/Y9uLeiojfD &mdash; Danelya (@ThatAsian04) March 9, 2017 2. They go hard on birthday wishes to relatives 3. 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