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Regarded as one of the most culturally and ethnically diverse cities in America, with more than 145 different languages spoken, behind only New York and Los Angeles, Houston is the largest city in the Lone Star State and has the fourth largest population in the country. Known as the world capital of space exploration, hence the nickname \u201cSpace City,\u201d it houses NASA\u2019s Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center. Popular celebrities such as Beyonc\u00e9, Hillary Duff, Jennifer Garner, and Kenny Rogers, among many others, call the city home, and most likely grew up on smoked briskets, Tex-Mex, kolache, crawfish, and rodeos. However, the city is also known for its punishing heat and humidity, as well as traffic, but if it is being called home by more than 2.3 million people, then it clearly has something to offer.<\/h6>\n
To make everything alright, alright, alright, and make the most out of your stay, don\u2019t do the following things when visiting the city of Houston.<\/strong>
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Don\u2019t Forget To Touch The Moon<\/h2>\n
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Houston is only a handful of places in the world where you can truly have an \u201cout of this world experience.\u201d Don\u2019t pass on this when you visit the Starship Gallery at Space Center Houston. Although most of the moon rocks collected by the Apollo missions are preserved in a pure nitrogen environment at the Lunar Sample Laboratory Facility at Johnson Space Center, there are a few lunar rocks that can be touched by the general public. One of these is the lunar touchstone, which was brought back by the Apollo 17 crew in December of 1972. Taken from the Valley of Taurus-Littrow in the upper right quadrant of the moon as seen from our planet, this rock sample is reported to be 3.8 billion years old.
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Don\u2019t Think It\u2019s Hot In Houston<\/h2>\n
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It\u2019s not hot in Houston. It\u2019s awfully hot! With only about a couple or so months of nice and cold weather, be prepared for the stifling heat the rest of the year, especially in August. It is so hot that you need to have really good air-conditioning and insulation in your home, as well as in your car, especially if you park under the sun. Couple that with the high humidity that makes the heat worse, and you need to take showers every now and then to take the stickiness of the sweat off your body. Doesn\u2019t matter if you\u2019re under the shade, you have to accept the fact that you will be drenched in sweat each time you go outdoors. With that said, you need to be careful and acclimate yourself before engaging in strenuous activities outside.
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Don\u2019t Be Surprised About Floods<\/h2>\n
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A very humid climate and a flat terrain that\u2019s barely above sea level on the banks of the Buffalo Bayou is the recipe for Houston being referred to as the nation\u2019s \u201cflood capital.\u201d As such, no matter what season or month it is, don\u2019t be surprised to see the streets of the Greater Houston area getting flooded compared to the rest of the nation. In fact, the streets are actually part of the flood control system as the rainwater is forced into it, before getting flushed to the bayous, and eventually out into Galveston Bay and the Gulf of Mexico. With recent Tropical Storm Imelda flooding several neighborhoods in the city in September, don\u2019t be surprised if people develop antlophobia, which is the fear of floods.
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Don\u2019t Think You Can Get Quickly To Where You\u2019re Going<\/h2>\n
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Unless you\u2019re traveling between 1AM to 3AM in the morning, don\u2019t think that you can get quickly to wherever you\u2019re going in the city due to the horrible traffic, with morning and evening rush hours even getting connected by noon rush hours in some places. Having the fourth largest population in the country doesn\u2019t help, either. In addition, there seems to be some sort of construction or roadwork that is always happening which further adds to the congestion. As such, be prepared to give an allowance of at least half an hour to your travel time, if you\u2019re driving. But if you\u2019re taking public transportation, make sure to add a little bit more.
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Don\u2019t Get Ticketed In These Parking Areas<\/h2>\n
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Since you will most likely be renting a car when you go to Houston, make sure you know which areas you\u2019re most likely to get a parking ticket so you\u2019ll be more aware and avoid it. It has been reported that the city issues around 380 parking tickets per day. With that said, avoid parking in these areas as much as possible as your likelihood of getting a ticket increases here: Rice Village, particularly in the 2400 block of Dunstan; Bush Airport, mainly on Terminal Road; Hermann Park, which includes the loop road, museum circle, and Hermann Drive; Houston Municipal Court, mostly in the courthouse parking lot at 1400 Lubbock; the 700 block of La Branch; University of Houston-Downtown; the 1200 block of Polk; and the 1600 block of California, considered a hot zone for violations.
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Don\u2019t Take Hurricane Warnings Lightly<\/h2>\n
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If you\u2019re visiting the city between the months of June and November, make sure that you are prepared in case of a hurricane, especially in September where there\u2019s an increase in hurricanes and tropical storms. Houston is not called the \u201cflash-flood capital\u201d of the nation for no reason so don\u2019t underestimate or take hurricane warnings lightly especially if you\u2019re not familiar with the areas that are more prone to flooding. You don\u2019t want to get caught in one without important supplies like batteries, candles or flashlights, bottled water, and canned goods, among others. Take note that Tropical Storm Imelda, which hit the city last September, claimed at least 5 lives and caused catastrophic flooding and massive damage to properties in several areas.
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Don\u2019t Be A Vegan<\/h2>\n
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Although Houston has some of the most diverse cuisines available for its residents, courtesy of the city having one of the most racially diverse population in the country, it is still known for the meat, with steakhouses and barbecue places in just about every corner. There are vegan restaurants, but they\u2019re much fewer and far between, and with going from place to place one of the challenges due to the traffic, looking for one may not be the most enticing. Besides, Houston is known for the tacos, fajitas, crawfish, chicken-fried steak, barbecue brisket, and other mouth-watering meat dishes so be prepared for some meat sweat.
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Don\u2019t Wander Around In Sunnyside<\/h2>\n
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A community located south of Downtown Houston, Sunnyside has been reported as one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in the country, with a violent crime rate of 91.27 per 1,000 residents. Houston has one of the most diverse populations in the country though Sunnyside residents are predominantly black, being the oldest African American community on Houston\u2019s south side, and they have a 1 in 11 chance of becoming a victim. There has been a lot of reported gang-related activity and car theft in the area, with a number of deaths reported in the past months, most likely resulting from gang wars that have spread in the area. As such, be wary when going to this area, especially at night.
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Don\u2019t Be Selling Your Eyes<\/h2>\n
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With over 123,000 people in the waiting list to receive an organ in the United States, and more being added each day, it\u2019s understandable that the organ trade has become a lucrative business, especially in the black market. If you are one of those who have heard that corneas are among the most common or most in-demand organs out there, fetching over $20,000 in the black market, bear in mind that selling, and buying, an organ is prohibited as stated in Chapter 48, section 2, of the Texas Penal Code. In the event that you need an organ to be transplanted, you can get one provided you only pay for the doctor\u2019s fees.
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Don\u2019t Do More Than A Couple Of Garage Sales<\/h2>\n
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Holding a garage sale is a smart way to get rid of old clothes, toys, furniture, or any other stuff you don\u2019t need around the house while also making some money. However, the Limited Sales, Excise, and Use Tax Law dictates that you shouldn\u2019t hold more than two garage sales per year as this is the limit in Houston, which follows the state law as the city itself has no specific ordinance. Given this, you will need to get a sales tax permit from the state if you plan on going over this number as you will be considered as operating a business. So, make you sure that everything goes when you hold these limited events.
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Don\u2019t Rely On Public Transportation<\/h2>\n
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It is said that Houston is built for driving. It is such a huge city that it will take you more time getting from point A to point B, not to mention the traffic, and the term \u201cjust around the corner\u201d might well be paraphrased to \u201c15 minutes away.\u201d Although public transportation is available, such as the local bus system and the METRORail, you can\u2019t say that public transportation is a popular choice unless it\u2019s really suited for you. Don\u2019t look for a subway, as there is none and though the METRORail is the fastest and widely used – reported to transport more than 55,000 passengers daily (no surprise there given the population), the range isn\u2019t really that good and doesn\u2019t cover much ground.
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Don\u2019t Forget To Always Carry An Insect Repellent<\/h2>\n
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According to a couple of surveys, Houston belongs to the top ten cities with the worst mosquito problem so don\u2019t forget to always arm yourself with insect repellent. With Houston somehow wanting to be like Miami with tropical-like climate but with exaggerated heat and humidity, and also seemingly turning into a swamp with standing water following heavy rainfall or flooding, the city becomes the perfect breeding ground for the most dangerous animal in the planet, which can spread diseases like malaria and the West Nile virus. Trucks roaming the street with bug spray might not be enough to curb these insects, so extra precaution needs to be taken just to be safe.
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Don\u2019t Waste The Crawfish Head<\/h2>\n
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If you\u2019re visiting Houston during the first half of the year, then you might just get to enjoy a Houstonian favorite: the crawfish. Crawfish season can fall between the months of January and July along the coast, depending on the weather. Whether you get to sample these critters in some of the city\u2019s restaurants or get invited to someone\u2019s backyard for a traditional \u201ccrawfish boil,\u201d don\u2019t waste the crawfish by discarding the head! This is a big no-no as every local knows that you should suck the head for in it resides the collection of the spices and as such, is the most flavorful part. However, don\u2019t get too excited and make the mistake of inhaling deeply and get overwhelmed with the spices. To get the full experience, one must suck slowly, giving the head a little pinch to control the juices.
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Don\u2019t Bring Backpacks Or Any Bags To The Fertitta Center<\/h2>\n
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Formerly the Hofheinz Pavilion, the $60-million Fertitta Center is a far cry from the old arena and although it offers fewer seats, the plush seats are really much better. Planning to catch some of the games of the Houston Cougars at the University of Houston\u2019s high-tech arena? If that\u2019s the case, we\u2019re sure you\u2019ll be bringing at least a couple of items with you like cameras, cellphones, and other personal effects that you always carry. However, don\u2019t think that you can stuff these in a backpack or bag of any kind as these are not allowed. As a security measure, only clear plastic bags with a dimension not exceeding a foot in width or height is allowed in the arena.
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Don\u2019t Bring Your Kids To The Opera<\/h2>\n
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One of the city\u2019s pride, the internationally renowned Houston Grand Opera is one of the nation\u2019s largest and highly acclaimed opera companies, having won multiple Emmy and Grammy awards as well as a Tony award. With the most popular talents such as Jamie Barton, Tamara Wilson, and Ryan McKinny performing, as well as premiering the best opera productions such as Rigoletto and the coming El Milagro del Recuerdo, opera lovers are surely in for a memorable experience. However, it\u2019s best not to bring the very young ones to the opera with you as this kind of entertainment may not be suited for them yet and with operas running for around three hours, they might get agitated and cause some distraction.
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Don\u2019t Wear Costumes Or Masks At The Space Station<\/h2>\n
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A learning center in the forefront of science and space exploration, Space Center Houston, the Official Visitor Center of NASA Johnson Space Center, is one of the best attractions in the city, with galleries and exhibits, films and live presentations, behind-the-scenes access to NASA via the Level 9 Tour, interaction with NASA astronauts, and state-of-the-art simulators, that will surely inspire and ignite a passion for space. However, don\u2019t think that you can enjoy all these and everything else that the center has to offer while wearing a costume or a mask as these items are not allowed. You will not be granted access to the premises in this get-up so don\u2019t mistake this for Comic-Con.
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Don\u2019t Think Houston Was Discovered By Houston<\/h2>\n
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Don\u2019t think the city of Houston was founded by former general Sam Houston, the president of the Republic of Texas who led the Texian Army when it won its independence from Mexico at the Battle of San Jacinto that was fought on April 21, 1836. The city was actually founded a few months later by investors and brothers Augustus Chapman Allen and John Kirby Allen on the land near the banks of Buffalo Bayou. They then named it Houston in honor of the president and general, and campaigned to have it assigned as the capital. With just about a dozen people residing at the beginning of 1837, it ballooned to around 1,500 by May. Now, it\u2019s the fourth most populous city in the United States, with an estimated population of over 2.3 million.
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Don\u2019t Bring Fireworks Or Hoverboards To An Astros Game<\/h2>\n
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Minute Maid Park is the home stadium of the Houston Astros in Major League Baseball. The ballpark opened in 2000 and is the city\u2019s first retractable-roofed stadium. It also has a natural grass playing field, and aside from baseball, also hosts football games, rugby, and music concerts. Diehard fans of the 2017 World Series champions are allowed to bring video and still cameras to the stadium but don\u2019t get too excited that you bring hoverboards or fireworks to the game as these are not allowed. The 2019 American League champion Astros may have fallen short this year, losing at the hands of the Washington Nationals, 4-3, but the Astros are favored to repeat as AL champions next year, and have an 18-to-1 odds for the World Series.
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Don\u2019t Be Driving On The Tracks<\/h2>\n
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The city\u2019s METRORail is one of the most popular and fastest modes of public transportation, with more than 55,000 passengers riding it on a daily basis. Although you may think that its top speed of 66 mph or 106 km\/h is not that impressive, don\u2019t underestimate it as it packs a wallop. As such, when taking a car, don\u2019t drive on the tracks, and definitely don\u2019t try running a red light as it has quite a history of accidents and crashes. In fact, it even averaged six crashes per month at a certain point, which is 20 times worse compared to the national average, with most crashes resulting from drivers turning into the trains or running the red light, leading people to call it the \u201cWham Bam tram\u201d and \u201cDanger Train.\u201d
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Don\u2019t Say No To Cheese<\/h2>\n
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Since Houston is known as a hotspot for Tex-Mex, the city boasts of the finest cheese recipes so don\u2019t say no to cheese. With smoky queso, queso con carne, chili con queso, green chile queso, queso on a burger, queso blanco, fusion queso, queso flameado, and chile con queso & chips among many others on tap from some of the city\u2019s best Tex-Mex joints, it\u2019s definitely a cheesy overload any day of the week. However, don\u2019t think you can get Limburger cheese on a Sunday, as the stinkiest cheese in the world cannot be sold on this day. This popular and smelly cheese from Germany is fermented using Brevibacterium linens, which makes people compare its smell to human feet.
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Don\u2019t Just Stay In The Loop<\/h2>\n
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Don\u2019t think you can fully enjoy what the city has to offer if you only stay inside the loop since this is considered the center or prime area of the city, with the university area and major employment centers, among others, not to mention the nightlife. However, there are tons of fun to be experienced outside the loop, such as the Typhoon Texas waterpark, the Galveston beaches, Asiatown, party boats in Clear Lake and Lake Conroe, hiking spots like Sam Houston National Forest and Stephen Austin Park, the city\u2019s best outdoor music venue in the Woodlands, a wakeboarding park, the George Observatory, the Blue Lagoon, Cypress Trails for horseback riding and much more.
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Don\u2019t Settle For Cheap Tacos<\/h2>\n
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Don\u2019t settle for meager tacos like those being sold in cheap fast-food restaurants when you\u2019re in the city. You should always be aware where the good tacos are regardless which part of town you\u2019re in, and we\u2019re not talking of just one, but two or three spots, minimum. Don\u2019t worry as you will have a lot to choose from, from the traditional tacos to the trompo tacos in little shops, restaurants, or food trucks. Don\u2019t think that this is an exaggeration, either, as it seems that all Houston natives have taken upon themselves to hate bad tacos. Likewise, whenever you\u2019re in a Texas taco restaurant, don\u2019t order a burrito as this is a dead giveaway that you are a tourist.
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Don\u2019t Say That Phrase<\/h2>\n
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The Apollo 13 docudrama film, which won an Academy Award for Best Picture, among others, details the third moon landing mission of the U.S. where an on-board explosion jeopardized the lives of the crew played by Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon, and Bill Paxton. The phrase: \u201cHouston, we have a problem\u201d was delivered by Tom Hanks, who played the role of Jim Lovell in the popular 90s movie to alert NASA\u2019s mission control of the situation. Don\u2019t think that this is catchy or even funny, and say this out loud within earshot of Houstonians as not only has this become annoying over the years, but it\u2019s also incorrect as it was reported to have gone on as \u201cOkay, Houston, we\u2019ve had a problem here.\u201d
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Don\u2019t Smother The Smoked Brisket In Barbecue Sauce<\/h2>\n
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Houston is famous for its barbecues, with briskets pretty much right there at the top of everyone\u2019s must have whenever dining out at some of the city\u2019s finest barbecue spots. Although the brisket was said to have made the scene much later than sausages and ribs, it has become the king of Texas barbecue, and a culture in itself. Every barbecue joint has its own secret spice that distinguishes it from the others, and with the meat being smoked or cooked for over 12 hours, don\u2019t make a travesty by drowning the meat with barbecue sauce, robbing the meat of its true flavor. It\u2019s a sacrilege, much like putting ketchup on a New York hotdog.
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Don\u2019t Forget To Bring An Umbrella And A Bathing Suit<\/h2>\n
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When visiting Houston, don\u2019t forget to bring an umbrella or a bathing suit with you at all times as the weather can be quite unpredictable. Known for its heat and humidity, with temperatures reaching 35\u00b0C and humidity as high as 95\u00b0, don\u2019t be surprised to get invited to cool down either at the beach or at the pool, with over 30 public swimming pools in addition to hotels, clubs, and residences. Don\u2019t leave home without an umbrella as well, as Houston gets more than 100 rainy days per year, and they often come with little or no warning at all. It is said Houston gets more average rainfall than Seattle so have one handy in your bag, car, or wherever you can keep one.
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Don\u2019t Put Beans In The Chili<\/h2>\n
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When it comes to comfort food, you can\u2019t go wrong with chili and cornbread. And when you\u2019re in Houston, or in any other part of Texas for that matter, don\u2019t make the mistake of putting, or looking for beans when you have some as this is considered an abomination in the Lone Star State. As they say here, chili is quite spare, and consists of nothing else than (spicy) ground beef and chili sauce (or powder). You might as well call that bowl of red a stew or goulash if you add the beans. So, in case you get invited to someone\u2019s house party, don\u2019t ruin it for the guests by bringing chili with beans in it. But in case you do, just don\u2019t call it Texas chili.
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Don\u2019t Leave Valuable Items In Your Car<\/h2>\n
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Since Houston is reported as one of the country\u2019s worst cities for auto theft, don\u2019t be surprised if your laptop or bag gets stolen from your car. Whether you\u2019re in mall parking areas, strip center parking lots, or luxury apartment parking garages, don\u2019t think for a second that there\u2019s no way you\u2019ll become a statistic as auto theft has become a billion-dollar business in the state, where career criminals are making a killing. Don\u2019t leave your gun in your vehicle as well, especially if you have an NRA sticker or any hunting logo displayed as these have become prime targets these days, especially in areas like bars, schools, or other places that you wouldn\u2019t bring your gun in. It will only take a few seconds for the criminals to bash your window and take off with whatever they can.
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Don\u2019t Admit That You Like Dallas<\/h2>\n
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A lot has been said on the rivalry between Houston and Dallas, whether on which is the premier metropolis in the state, to football teams, to you name it, and a friendly jest can turn into a full-blown squabble. No surprise there as residents of both cities are proud of their hometown. Although the Dallas Cowboys are more than 20 years removed from their last Super Bowl win, this is still something that they rub on the faces of Houstonians when it comes to football. When it comes to water? How about that time when due to a drought, they would say that Houston residents are drinking their wastewater? You may think nothing of this but just to make sure, don\u2019t say out loud to Houston residents that you like Dallas for you may just be opening a can of worms.
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Don\u2019t Drive The Speed Limit<\/h2>\n
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With the notorious morning and afternoon rush hour, and everything in between, Houston natives have come to accept that heavy traffic has become part of everyday life in the city. Having a very reliable car is necessary as you would be spending a lot of time in it, and with the stifling heat, you better make sure that you have a very strong air-conditioning system. Given these factors, don\u2019t be surprised why most drivers will make the most out of clear or open roads as going full speed allows them to make up for being stuck in traffic. As such, don\u2019t drive the speed limit under these conditions as they are regarded as a guide only, but if you are not prepared to go over, make sure that you stay at the rightmost lane as road rage is a common occurrence in the highways.<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Regarded as one of the most culturally and ethnically diverse cities in America, with more than 145 different languages spoken, behind only New York and Los Angeles, Houston is the largest city in the Lone Star State and has the fourth largest population in the country. Known as the world capital of space exploration, hence the nickname \u201cSpace City,\u201d it houses NASA\u2019s Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center. Popular celebrities such as Beyonc\u00e9, Hillary Duff, Jennifer Garner, and Kenny Rogers, among many others, call the city home, and most likely grew up on smoked briskets, Tex-Mex, kolache, crawfish, and rodeos. However, <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":58573,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6596],"tags":[8254,16016,839,8157,201,3972,16017],"yst_prominent_words":[16011,9676,16013,16003,8818,16007,16005,16014,9075,16009,16001,16006,16002,12627,16010,8811,16018,16004,16008,16012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58542"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58606,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58542\/revisions\/58606"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=58542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=58542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=58542"},{"taxonomy":"yst_prominent_words","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomejelly.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/yst_prominent_words?post=58542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}