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<\/a><\/p>\nTwitter users\u00a0provide\u00a0hilariously accurate things said about marriage. I have a feeling you may be able to relate!<\/p>\n
1.<\/strong> “Marriage is basically like having a grown child who you’re constantly having to find things for — shoes, wallet, keys, contacts.”<\/big> – Ciara Hill<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n 2.<\/strong> “Marriage is being pretty damn sure you could identify your husband in a pitch black room by his farts alone.” <\/big>– Laura Looch<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n 3.<\/strong> “Marriage is when you eat food and ask, ‘Do you want some?’ but you’re hoping they’ll say no.” <\/big>– Gary Casper Muirhead<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n 4.<\/strong>“Marriage is kissing your kid goodnight before your spouse and racing downstairs to get to the remote first.”<\/big>– Melissa Waldron<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n 5.<\/strong> “Marriage is seeing who can pretend to be asleep longest when a kid or pet wants something.”<\/big> – Christine Wiedeman Summers <\/a><\/em><\/p>\n 6.<\/strong> “Marriage is basically trying to remember when the other gets a haircut so you don’t forget to tell them it looks nice, even if it looks the same.” <\/big>– Paige Smith Radley<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n 7.<\/strong> “Marriage is listening to your spouse tell the same joke to different people and trying to act amused every time.”<\/big> – Kathleen Snow<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n 8.<\/strong> “Marriage is staying up late by yourself binge-watching Netflix while they snore loudly in the other room.”<\/big> – Mary Kathryn Elizabeth Drain<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n 9.<\/strong> “Marriage is a partnership — she finds the bugs and I have to kill them.” <\/big>– Scott King <\/a><\/em><\/p>\n 10.<\/strong> “Marriage is being able to say ‘go get your own ice cream’ and not really feeling bad about not sharing.” <\/big>– Whitney Van Zyl<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n