Knock-knock jokes. They’re simple, they’re silly, and they’re guaranteed to elicit at least a groan, if not a full-blown belly laugh. But with so many jokes out there, how do you know which ones are the crème de la crème of punny humor? Fear not, fellow joke enthusiasts, for we have compiled a list of the top 10 funniest knock-knock jokes that will have you wiping tears of laughter from your eyes.
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c-
MOO!
This classic joke’s power lies in its unexpected twist. Just when you think you’ve got the rhythm down, the cow barges in and steals the show with a good ol’ fashioned bovine bellow.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!
This punny gem takes a familiar phrase and turns it on its head, leaving you with a mental image of a bathtub full of despairing Dwaynes.
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Koala.
Koala who?
Koalafications to get in?
This joke’s charm lies in its sheer absurdity. Who needs qualifications to enter someone’s house? Apparently, koalas do!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom it may concern.
This one is a subtle dig at grammatical pedantry, delivered with a deadpan tone that makes it all the funnier.
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me!
This playful take on a classic ghost story is sure to tickle your funny bone.
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
This wholesome joke is perfect for anyone who appreciates a good pun and a friendly greeting.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting chicken.
Interrupting ch-
Bawk! Bawkbawk! Bawkbawk!
This joke is similar to the interrupting cow joke, but with a feathery twist. The rapid-fire clucking at the end is guaranteed to send you into a fit of giggles.
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Who let the dogs out? Woof woof woof!
This meta-joke takes a classic song reference and turns it into a self-deprecating punchline. It’s funny because it’s true (we’ve all been there with the forgetful dog owners).
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for you to let me in!
This joke is all about timing and delivery. Said with a confident flourish, it’s sure to leave your audience chuckling.
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
This timeless pun never gets old. It’s simple, silly, and guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
So there you have it, folks, the top 10 funniest knock-knock jokes that will have you rolling on the floor (laughing). Remember, the key to a good knock-knock joke is delivery. So put on your bravest pun face, get your timing right, and prepare to unleash the laughter!