Target To Get Rid Of Gender Based Signs, Penis & Vagina Are A Thing Of The Past

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So major retailer Target has announced it is going to phase out the use of gender based signs in all of their stores. Parents and gender equality advocates welcomed the news and believe that this is a huge step towards removing gender limitations in childhood.

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Written by: Cj@Aj

It would appear folks, that penis’ and vagina’s are turning into a thing of the past. It doesn’t matter what you have for equipment, big retailers don’t care and neither should you! Have a penis and want to be a girl, go ahead! Have a pesky vagina getting in your way of your manhood…screw it…be a dude!

  • Five year old girl enjoys playing house with her next door bestie, make sure that pretend home has a couple girl daddies rockin’ the scene!
  • Want to take your son to grab a pair of jeans? Go to Target and get a ‘Gender Ain’t Shit‘ pair of skinny jeans for the lad! Just hope he isn’t well endowed in the ol’crotch area or things could get a tad tight.
  • Daughter can’t find a t-shirt that fits in the ‘old boys section’ of Target, a little to baggy you say? Screw it all to hell, buy one anyways and grab her a tin of Grizzly chewing tobacco on the way out!
  • Unable to find your little girl a bathing suit since the ‘girls bathing suit section’ is gonzo? Have no fear, just get her a pair a of gender equality swim trunks and call it good. Front side Ninja Turtles, back side Hello Kitty. While at the beach, if anyone should ask why she doesn’t have a top on, just tell them she is a boy and not to discriminate.
  • Gearing up for your son’s 8th birthday? Grab him a sweet ‘Screw My P.P. – I Want A Vag‘ Barbie from the new ‘It’ section of Target.
  • It’s back to school time! Want to make a statement? Pick up your little girl one of Targets new ‘Boobs Are For Boys‘ backpacks! Available in black, green and ‘look at me I’m really a boy brown‘.
  • Has your son been on his best behavior lately? Want to surprise him with a special gift? Try out Targets new ‘Color My Luscious Boy Lips Wild‘ lipstick by ‘CoverGirl’….ooops…that company got the boot for being gender discriminate, we meant ‘CoverIt‘.

Just an FYI, Target is adding new reading material for youngsters in their book section.

New Books Just In!

  • I Hate This Thing Between My Legs
  • My P.P. Hurts, So I Got Rid Of It
  • How To Tell If Your Are Really A Boy Or A Girl Without Looking Below Your Belt”

So there you have it folks. Just a heads up if you are heading to your local Target! Things are about to get funky!

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*Note: The only thing true in this article is the first paragraph.