A San Antonio, Texas woman who was looking to make a few extra bucks by selling homemade tortillas accidentally went viral when she couldn’t distinguish the difference between a dildo and a rolling pin.
Peggy, began selling her produce on Facebook Marketplace. To help prove that her tortillas were authentic and made from scratch — and thus worth purchasing — Peggy included a picture of some freshly rolled dough in her post, with the rolling pin she used included in the shot.
Except that the rolling pin pictured, all covered in flour, wasn’t a rolling pin at all! It was a big, honkin’ purple dildo.
As one would imagine, people began calling Peggy out on using a professional sized adult toy to roll out her tasty tortillas!
Whether Peggy is in denial, or just doesn’t have a clue — she assured people that it was a large rolling pin — that even vibrates!
It’s most certainly a dildo Peggy. It has the brand name “Durex” printed right on it! Durex is a popular condom and sex toy brand that has zero kitchen appliances in its catalog of products. It’s one million percent a dildo. And she used it to roll out her tortillas.
Fish tacos for everyone!
