20 Incredibly Funny Short Jokes That Are Guaranteed To Make You Smile

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These 20 jokes are guaranteed to make you crack a smile! Share them with others and brighten their day up a little, because laughter is the best medicine!

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1.

  ”I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.”


2.

 ”Dyslexic man walks into a bra”


3.

Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’ I asked.  ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied.


4.

 My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Senior Prank: Maryland Students Release 72,000 Ladybugs At School

Senior Prank: Maryland Students Release 72,000 Ladybugs At School

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What Sin You Are, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Heartbreaking Cockpit Footage Shows Helicopter Carrying Bride, Crashing.

Heartbreaking Cockpit Footage Shows Helicopter Carrying Bride, Crashing.

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The Simple Secret Part Of Chopsticks That You Didn’t Know Existed

The Simple Secret Part Of Chopsticks That You Didn’t Know Existed

Like it? Share it!   We have all used chopsticks, or in my case, attempted to use chopsticks. They can be tricky to use but

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Rebel Kitten Escapes Pet Store Enclosure To Join Lonely Puppy In Neighboring Cage

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5.

  I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn’t find any.


6.

 Teacher: “Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No… i just feel bad that you’re standing alone…”


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7.

 Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
  Me: If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house


8.

Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck , just say daddy!
Baby: F*ck, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Baby: F*ck!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.


9.

 Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! *walks away*


10.

  When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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