20 Incredibly Funny Short Jokes That Are Guaranteed To Make You Smile

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These 20 jokes are guaranteed to make you crack a smile! Share them with others and brighten their day up a little, because laughter is the best medicine!

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  ”I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.”


2.

 ”Dyslexic man walks into a bra”


3.

Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’ I asked.  ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied.


4.

 My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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U.S. Navy Jet Breaks Speed Of Sound Flying Past Aircraft Carrier At Supersonic Speed

U.S. Navy Jet Breaks Speed Of Sound Flying Past Aircraft Carrier At Supersonic Speed

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College Math Teacher Pulls Brilliant Pranks On His Students!

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Two Guys Made A Once-In-A-Lifetime Discovery On An Old Farm

Two Guys Made A Once-In-A-Lifetime Discovery On An Old Farm

Like it? Share it! In western France, neglected for over 50 years, there was a forgotten treasure that was recently discovered. It’s enough to make

Ronald Reagan’s 20th Anniversary Love Letter To Wife Nancy Is Brilliantly Lovely

Ronald Reagan’s 20th Anniversary Love Letter To Wife Nancy Is Brilliantly Lovely

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Does Age Matter When It Comes To True Love? One Couple With A 53-Year Age Differences Says ‘No’

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That Time Two Cello-Playing Brothers’ Rocked Out Hard On A Jimi Hendrix Tune!

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It’s Not Everyday You Go Out Hunting And Find A Frozen 10,000-Year-Old Baby Woolly Rhino

It’s Not Everyday You Go Out Hunting And Find A Frozen 10,000-Year-Old Baby Woolly Rhino

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5.

  I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn’t find any.


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 Teacher: “Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Johnny: “No… i just feel bad that you’re standing alone…”


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 Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
  Me: If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house


8.

Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck , just say daddy!
Baby: F*ck, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Baby: F*ck!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.


9.

 Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! *walks away*


10.

  When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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