69 Of The Weirdest Toys That Wouldn’t Be Allowed In Stores Today

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Dora Aquapet

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We’re pretty certain that what’s wrong with this toy needs an explanation but we’re going to give you one anyway. And before you start talking all about the benefits of Dora The Explorer and her ability to help teach your kids Spanish, there has to be a better way than a toy that looks like a giant penis. Not only is Dora stuck in a cylindrical shaped water chamber, but the fact the bottom of the toy is pink and has two very distinct round portions to it seriously makes us wonder if the person who came up with this design used to work in a sex shop. Don’t’ forget the huge D that happens to be strategically placed right in the center, I mean, even if we don’t have a dirty mind, what else are we supposed to think?